Retaining Tips

Laws of Life

Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation: The less important you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed.
The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.
First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing something else.
Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will no unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.

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